Score: 2

"Better luck next time, dude... Sorry..."

submission: The last Stand!

date: May 1, 2006

It was people blowing up and people talking. Where did you get the idea of China taking over the world? and why do the Chinese have robots? Chinese soldiers won't attack you with mobile mechanized infantry, they'll attack you with swords and throwing shruiken lol. And why'd EVERYONE get hit by missiles? The flash itself was rather boring, and I didn't appreciate the Kill Bill theme (the movie is actually set in Japan, not China). Yes, I've never made flash myself, so please feel free to cram as much abuse as possible into your reply. I just think you should put more effort into a The Last Stand 2! Sorry for the low score, but it wasn't really that good...

Score: 7

"Another brilliant game spoof..."

submission: Kingdumb hearts COM part2

date: April 30, 2006

Roger, don't pay any attention to the retard who reviewed before me. His opinion was as round and biased as the lollipop on his profile. Goddamn Kingdom Hearts fans. They come from everywhere.

Don't listen to anyone who says "OMG you graphics suck" or "U r gay at flash". I love your graphics. They're colourful and well... fun!!!

To viewers: Be sure to watch past the "The End" bit to see a funny spoof of Aerith's death scene in Final Fantasy 7.

Nice music video. Got the song trapped in my head.

Keep making awesome game spoofs. Can you please make a Final Fantasy spoof? Preferably X or VII. Thanks.

Score: 9

"Clean up the UK. Kill a CHAV today!"

submission: Chav Killer

date: April 28, 2006

Before I will review, I will answer the question that the last reviewer asked.

Question: Why do they abuse ppl anyway?
Answer: They have a crappy life, so they must try their best to ruin everyone else's lives to make things even.

As for the review:
All I can say about the graphics, is that if it was a woman, I'd marry her. They really are awesome. Very good stereotype of a CHAV. Violence was top notch too, blood and guts abound. It was very funny when the CHAV slayer stabbed the CHAV in the nuts with his own knife lol. Realistic and crisp sounds and good death-screams.

Remember... The UK needs cleansing...

Score: 7

"It's a sign!!!"

submission: Chav Hunter

date: April 28, 2006

Finally! Someone has the guts to go against those poor ass bast**ds! They have very poor living standards (despite being in the UK, which has the best living standard of the world.), and feel they must ruin everyone else's lives to level the playing field. They, along with Americans, are the scum of the earth.

As for the review, the levels were fun with full of variety, but the game's passwords don't work once you get past level 2. You made them stickmen, but I liked how you gave them cheap bling and baseball caps and stuff.

Anyone like impressions?:
"What the fook are you looking at, fooking sucka? Go away, you fooking useless fooker!".

Score: 8

"Thank you for submitting this."

submission: Simpsons Shooting Gallery

date: April 26, 2006

Look, just so you know I love The Simpsons as much as video-games, but...

I'm simply returning the favor. They've been on TV for 17 years or so. There's nothing they haven't taken the piss out of.

Okay, for the review, I'll give you 8/10. And I think I'll vote 5 for this, okay? Cool. Now that's out of the way, I can get to saying what's good and what's bad.

I feel the graphics could've been better. The targets/characters were poorly animated. I found this quite funny though. And I love The Simpsons' theme.

I like this game... Thank you once again for submitting this. This is awesome.

Score: 6

"CAAARRDMAAATTTCCHHH!"

submission: Yugi!...oh...

date: April 25, 2006

Very funny! Just get your graphics sorted out. Otherwise keep making funny flash.

"I challenge you to a CARDMATCH!"

P.S: I also hate anime that involve a obsessed main character who solves his problems with the main theme of the cartoon like Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh.

P.P.S: I think the funniest part was the end which was... HA! Watch this yourself if you want the ending!

Score: 9

"Arkturas, shut up!"

submission: The Blood Spangled Banner

date: April 24, 2006

It's very true that America has a long history of war and intolerance for other countries. Americans are the hypocritic race ever because America is built on free speech and stuff, but now no-one can say their opinions without being called "unpatriotic" and "evil". They are similar to Nazi Germany (in the way they believe that they are superior to everyone else). They have fought a lot of wars considering the country is only around 200 years old. America's national anthem should be "I'm Cancerous" by Eminem, because it tells you exactly what America is. A cancer.

America = Patriotism
Patriotism = Nationalism
Nationalism = Xenophobia

The point is that just because you love your country doesn't mean everything it does toward other countries is right. Keep making more great flash.

Score: 7

"I hate America, but this still deserves 7/10."

submission: Manifest Destiny Map

date: April 24, 2006

Graphics: Nice map of the US, but no animation or anything.

Style: A very informative flash. A bright lighthouse beacon against a s**tstorm of, well, s**t.

Sound: That British chick had a very beautiful voice, but I hate America's national anthem. At least I could turn it off. F**k that!

Violence: N/A

Interactivity: The Play button and clicking on stuff YAY!

Humor: N/A

Not bad. Even though I hate America, it deserves 7/10 for merit of being good. This happens rarely.

Score: 8

"Cool..."

submission: Kill the Emo

date: April 22, 2006

Thank you for making this game.

Emo guy: "I just wish someone would kill me..."
*Decaf_dragon015 throws knife into his head*
Emo guy: "You fag! That hurts!"

F**K ALL THOSE B**CHY EMOS. I gets even more annoying when they commit suicide. Good game, and you're proving a valid point.

Score: 8

""I like it... when the red water... comes out...""

submission: All NG Fads Die!!! 3!!!

date: April 17, 2006

Topz and Neo_pikachu's animations rocked. I hate Pokemon, but any enemy of fads is my friend.